Month: June 2014

Tony-Gwynn

Cancer Throws a Shutout: Baseball Legend Tony Gwynn Dies at 54

Tony Gwynn was an unlikely legend in sports. He didn’t cut a heroic figure, he didn’t live a life of opulence, with flashy cars, shiny jewelry or all the trappings of stardom. He represented a time long past where men simply played the game they loved because…well, they loved it. His numbers speak for themselves: in 20 years, all with the… Read more →

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Puke & Rally Denied: Woman Killed While Vomiting From a Moving Minivan

They say there are a million ways to die. In the case of 24-year-old Amanda Ezra, if she had the choice, she likely would’ve chosen a different way to die. The latest Darwin Award winner and mother of three was killed early Sunday morning after she was hit in the head by an unknown object…while puking out of the passenger… Read more →

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Drugs are Magical: The Only Review of ’22 Jump Street’ You’ll Ever Need

I used to do a lot of drugs. I mean I never smoked or shot up heroin, or fought cops high on PCP. And I guess I never did Meth, either Crystal or Original Recipe (well, I think I ate a pill once, but that was at work, and that wasn’t fun, so it doesn’t count, right?) I never did… Read more →

Going Full Retard Never Felt So Right: DUMB AND DUMBER TO Is Here to Save Us All

Sequels are rarely any good. So when it was announced that Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels would be reprising their roles as Lloyd and Harry, the two most functionally retarded human beings ever committed to film who didn’t go on and on about George or Rabbits, naturally, I was a little skeptical. Silly me. Go on…take my money. Dumb and… Read more →

The South Keeps Trying To Rise: South Carolina Approves Flying of Confederate Flag, Again

How does this even continue to be an issue? According to the South Carolina attorney general’s office, a Confederate flag on display at the Citadel Military College in Charleston can continue to fly, despite the fact that it’s an enemy flag and anyone flying it should be tried on charges of sedition. Look at me getting ahead of myself. In… Read more →