Has there ever been a more natural combination outside of peanut butter and chocolate than Jesus H. Christ and firearms? According to a Joplin, Missouri preacher, that answer is a resounding yes. Lead pastor of the Ignite Church (that’s an indicator right there) Heath Mooneyham thought it would be a good idea to stage a gun giveaway on Father’s Day, of all days. The… Read more →
Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, he promised that it would be a wondrous place full of realized dreams that contained equal amounts of tits along with dick and fart jokes. And for a time, it was good. Everything one could ever want was made front and center for human consumption. This list pretty much consisted of porn and… Read more →
Back in my younger, more reckless days, I’d take roadtrips down lonely stretches of highway with a steamroller full of some of the best (or mediocre) weed known to man, zoning out to whatever music I felt best set the mood. Now, thanks to the efforts of a retired Canadian Mountie, cops will be able to crack down on all… Read more →
I’m a big fan of irony. My biggest problem as it relates to irony, however, is the fact that many people often confuse irony for coincidence. Luckily for us, every once in awhile, a textbook example of irony comes down the pike to reset our understanding of the word, in hopes that dumber members of society will “get it”. In… Read more →
I’m a big fucking hypocrite. As much as I frown on guns and shit going boom in real life, I can’t get nearly enough of it at the movies. As a fan of film, I’m absolutely willing to give up things like story and plot in exchange for corny one-liners and lots of people walking away from cool explosions. It’s… Read more →
