Winter Storm Jonas
Photo: The Weather Channel
As the East Coast prepares for Winter Storm Jonas this weekend, people are stocking up on staples like milk, frozen pizza, and cannabis (if you are in a state that allows for it). So, here are some rules for your very own winter smoking game.
For every slice of frozen pizza you eat, you must do the Ghost Inhale.
The Ghost Inhale
Whenever anyone mentions anything about politics, do the Lake Effect!
The Lake Effect
Before you brave the elements to walk your pet, do The Jellyfish!
The Jellyfish
When your friends whip out Cards Against Humanity, show them this silly trick first:
The Bubble
Before, during, and/or after relations with your significant other, try this:
The ‘It Takes Two’
For every Sex and the City rerun, do The Frenchie.
The Frenchie
Stay warm and safe out there!!!
Chloe Sommers is the Executive Editor of the Never Daunted Radio Network. You can reach her on Twitter @ChloePalma