As far as you know, Arnold was cuttin’ one in this picture. It was silent, deadly and harshly Austrian.
Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, he promised that it would be a wondrous place full of realized dreams that contained equal amounts of tits along with dick and fart jokes.
And for a time, it was good. Everything one could ever want was made front and center for human consumption. This list pretty much consisted of porn and cat videos, but somehow, as the years drug on, something was missing…the Internet, for as much as it gave, seemed to be holding back.
It was difficult to say what that missing element was, but today, Distractotron, via the magic of cat video czar YouTube, all has been revealed.
Fartzenegger.
Watching clips of Austrian Thunder God and American Hero Arnold Schwarzenegger coupled with fart noises finally closes the gap on what the Internet promised to offer society from day one. Once you see this modern achievement, reality will exist on a different plane. It will.
This video is also a useful tool. Show this video to anyone who you think might be a burden on your life. If they laugh, keep them close by. If they don’t laugh, cut them out of your day like a malignant tumor. The judgment is quick, easy and effective.
Now without further ado, I present…everything.
It was a pleasure and an honor to present this to you. (It was also blatant click bait)
See you Monday.