Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, he promised that it would be a wondrous place full of realized dreams that contained equal amounts of tits along with dick and fart jokes. And for a time, it was good. Everything one could ever want was made front and center for human consumption. This list pretty much consisted of porn and… Read more →
It’s hard to determine what makes someone a legend. As best I can tell, legendary status is usually bestowed upon those whose stories are simply the best. This past Monday, a high school senior in Maryland managed to achieve legend by being arrested for repeatedly mailing packages containing both cow and dog shit to his school’s vice principal. Once wasn’t… Read more →
