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Drugs are Magical: The Only Review of ’22 Jump Street’ You’ll Ever Need

I used to do a lot of drugs. I mean I never smoked or shot up heroin, or fought cops high on PCP. And I guess I never did Meth, either Crystal or Original Recipe (well, I think I ate a pill once, but that was at work, and that wasn’t fun, so it doesn’t count, right?) I never did… Read more →

Going Full Retard Never Felt So Right: DUMB AND DUMBER TO Is Here to Save Us All

Sequels are rarely any good. So when it was announced that Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels would be reprising their roles as Lloyd and Harry, the two most functionally retarded human beings ever committed to film who didn’t go on and on about George or Rabbits, naturally, I was a little skeptical. Silly me. Go on…take my money. Dumb and… Read more →

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Live. Die. Repeat, With Pleasure: A Review of Edge of Tomorrow

By all means, Edge of Tomorrow shouldn’t work. From the moment images from the set emerged with Tom Cruise attached to some bulky exoskeleton-like device, coupled with the idea that the film’s plot almost exactly mirrored the classic 1993 comedy Groundhog Day, it seemed like we could be in for one more disappoint from Xenu’s favorite son. I couldn’t be… Read more →

The Swift-Boating of Bowe Bergdahl

War is hell. It’s never been any other way. Before we dive in with the umpteenth discussion on recently released POW Bowe Bergdahl from his five-year captivity, I’d like to first share some facts with you. Since the Iraq and Afghanistan wars began, 211,819 combat veterans serving in the US Armed Forces were treated by the VA for post-traumatic stress disorder… Read more →

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Remembering the “Mistake By the Lake”: 10 Cent Beer Night Turns 40

by Shimbo As the old song goes, “Everything looks worse in black & white.” There isn’t much left depicting the events that took place in Cleveland, Ohio the night of June 4, 1974 where the lowly Cleveland Indians took on the Texas Rangers outside of some newspaper photos and small amounts of audio. Despite the lack of physical evidence, that… Read more →