Patton Oswalt is a genius. Now I don’t say this as some sycophantic fan, or online devotee. To be honest with you, I can count on one hand how many of his comedy specials I’ve seen and I can count the number of movies/TV shows he’s been on using an abacus (don’t ask me to demonstrate, abacus time is private… Read more →
Most wedding days are lovely scenes filled with images of friends, family, flowers and a couple in love (unless she’s knocked up and it’s Marriage by Shotgun). However, the last thing one couple getting married in a Catholic church in Salt Lake City this past Saturday expected to see was the conjugation of a second couple going to the chapel on… Read more →
I’ll be honest with you, sometimes I’m genuinely afraid of what might be in the food that I order. Fast food and greasy spoon restaurants have a horrible reputation for what goes on in the kitchen…you know, the things you don’t see, and hope to Christ you don’t taste. When I was in high school, I used to work at… Read more →
Now those of you who know me know I love tits. Big ones, small ones (not too small, I mean…Jesus), young ones, old ones (both within legal reasoning), but not long or floppy ones though, because a man has to have standards. I also happen to love reading. While this might make me an educated pervert, or just a chauvinistic… Read more →
For the record, nothing says “thirst quenching” like a mouthful of BVO. “What the fuck is that,” you ask? It stands for Bromated Vegetable Oil, and up until recently, it’s been a main ingredient in your favorite sports drinks like Gatorade and Powerade. It’s also a patented flame retardant. That’s right, after your workouts, you’ve been downing fire extinguisher. Now… Read more →
