Category: FEATURES

Cocaine bears

Rule Britannia, Cocaine Is in the Waves! Britons Apparently Do a Shit Ton of Cocaine…

Apparently there is such a thing as doing too much cocaine. (Outside of the occasional overdosing, losing friends, job, family and money, y’know, the usual). According to a recent study meant to assess the dangers from drug compounds appearing in drinking water, scientists just so happened to find traces of cocaine after it had gone through intensive purification treatments. (It may have been more… Read more →

Let’s Close The Week Out Strong!

Well, it looks like another week is in the can, the first for our new digs here at the Website. I want to thank each and every one of you for showing up, sharing the posts and even subscribing. Things are only going to get better from here on out. In celebration, here’s some Van Halen, because it’s Friday, super… Read more →

Human-robot relations

Sex With a Robot? 1 in 5 People Say, “Why The Hell Not?”

For those of you new to the Never Daunted Radio Network, we have a number of policies that are long-standing and pretty much non-negotiable. One of the most important of these policies (I like to refer to them as Laws) is the firm belief that mankind has three (3) natural enemies: Apes, Robots and the Dead (non-Grateful division) For my… Read more →

box of poop

Young Man Becomes a Folk Hero After Mailing His Vice Principal a Box of Shit, Repeatedly.

It’s hard to determine what makes someone a legend. As best I can tell, legendary status is usually bestowed upon those whose stories are simply the best. This past Monday, a high school senior in Maryland managed to achieve legend by being arrested for repeatedly mailing packages containing both cow and dog shit to his school’s vice principal. Once wasn’t… Read more →

Patton Oswalt

People are Stupid Idiots: Pearl Clutching 101, or, “The Passion of the Oswalt”

Patton Oswalt is a genius. Now I don’t say this as some sycophantic fan, or online devotee. To be honest with you, I can count on one hand how many of his comedy specials I’ve seen and I can count the number of movies/TV shows he’s been on using an abacus (don’t ask me to demonstrate, abacus time is private… Read more →