I’m a big fucking hypocrite. As much as I frown on guns and shit going boom in real life, I can’t get nearly enough of it at the movies. As a fan of film, I’m absolutely willing to give up things like story and plot in exchange for corny one-liners and lots of people walking away from cool explosions. It’s… Read more →
Tony Gwynn was an unlikely legend in sports. He didn’t cut a heroic figure, he didn’t live a life of opulence, with flashy cars, shiny jewelry or all the trappings of stardom. He represented a time long past where men simply played the game they loved because…well, they loved it. His numbers speak for themselves: in 20 years, all with the… Read more →
They say there are a million ways to die. In the case of 24-year-old Amanda Ezra, if she had the choice, she likely would’ve chosen a different way to die. The latest Darwin Award winner and mother of three was killed early Sunday morning after she was hit in the head by an unknown object…while puking out of the passenger… Read more →
I used to do a lot of drugs. I mean I never smoked or shot up heroin, or fought cops high on PCP. And I guess I never did Meth, either Crystal or Original Recipe (well, I think I ate a pill once, but that was at work, and that wasn’t fun, so it doesn’t count, right?) I never did… Read more →
Sequels are rarely any good. So when it was announced that Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels would be reprising their roles as Lloyd and Harry, the two most functionally retarded human beings ever committed to film who didn’t go on and on about George or Rabbits, naturally, I was a little skeptical. Silly me. Go on…take my money. Dumb and… Read more →
