There’s an old Irish proverb that states, “God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.” Well, it also looks like God invented whiskey to help drunk Irish women survive getting run over by subway trains as well. Early Sunday morning, 22-year-old Irish immigrant Mary Downey fulfilled nearly every archaic stereotype about the Irish as she drunkenly staggered into the 49th Street… Read more →
Month: June 2014
I’ve Got America Fever: World Cup 2014 Makes Hating Germany A-OK Again
In less than an hour, the US Men’s National Soccer Team attempts to advance to the Knockout Round of the 2014 World Cup. All we need is a tie in the upcoming game against Germany, but it seems like the Krauts aren’t going to play ball, so it’s time to get dirty and whip up long-dormant resentment against the Hun.… Read more →
Witness A Grown Man Bitch About A Kids’ Movie: The Latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Is Awful
No Ninja, No Ninja, No Ninja…NO. As the summer movie season rages on, we’re presented with the latest look at the Michael Bay-produced reboot of beloved kids property Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The production itself, directed by Jonathan Liebsman (Darkness Falls) has been mired in controversy almost from the beginning as news surrounding the production had the turtles being aliens,… Read more →
Stumps of Justice: Legless Man Successfully Fights Off Home Invasion
Just because a man has no legs, doesn’t mean he can’t defend his home and beat a little ass at the same time. One burglar learned this harsh lesson first hand as he attempted to rob the home of a double amputee in Ohio. Roy Davis was hanging out in his wheelchair outside his home in Dayton last Saturday when he heard… Read more →
We Do It Live: Uncle Shimbo Appearing Mondays On the Kent Sterling Show
Sometimes making smart connections pays off. I’ve been a fan of Indianapolis media personality Kent Sterling for some time now, as his sometimes snarky and humorous take on sports was right up my alley. Eventually, I got him to appear on the 100th episode of the original run of the Never Daunted Radio Network, where we discussed some of his… Read more →