These Tits Were Made for Dancing: Model Bops Her Boobs to Mozart, Delighting Everyone

This woman makes her tits dance to Mozart, ergo she is more cultured than you could ever hope to be.

by Shimbo

One of the reasons the Never Daunted Radio Network came into being was to serve as a celebration of the female breast.

While that mission is an honest and righteous one, we’ve drifted away from it some, probably until a good reason to jump back on course came along.

And by god, that reason has come.

Meet Sara X Mills, an Internet model who, outside of her looks and more than ample bosom, has another little trick up her tattooed sleeve that quite possibly wins her the title of “Most Interesting Woman in the World”: She can make her tits dance to the sounds of classical music.

To prove this miraculous feat, Sara, through the magic of YouTube, gave us all a demonstration of her talent that I imagine none of us will soon forget.

Performing to Mozart’s “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik” from the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra’s 1936 rendition, Sara’s perfect bouncing to the music is almost hypnotic, but absolutely worth the cost, which luckily for us is completely free. This is why the Internet is our god, because it presents us with many, many gifts.

While there’s no nipple to be seen here (a shame), it’s probably a no-brainer that watching this video at your work desk is probably not the best of all possible ideas, unless you’re the boss or just hate your job so much that it probably doesn’t matter either way.

Of course, because the Internet is fueled by hatred and suspicion by default, there were a number of complaints that the video was somehow faked, something addressed by Sara via her Facebook fan page:

Regardless of any doubts, the video unsurprisingly is an Internet hit, (because boobs), going viral on Reddit, and even being shared by Cosmopolitan. Despite her new-found (albeit probably temporary) fame, Sara seems to take it all in stride with a self-effacing sense of humor.

And good for her. If there’s anything we could suggest to keep our new favorite person embedded in the public eye, it would be to come up with an encore as soon as humanly possible. The world loves to see a nice pair of tits, and the only thing they love more than that is to see them twice.

Hashim R. Hathaway (Uncle Shimbo) is the host of the Never Daunted Radio Network, and proud father to NeverDaunted.Net. You can reach him on Twitter @NeverDauntedNet