Tag: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

COWABUNGLED! Ninja Turtles Re-Whatever Fails To Entertain In Any Way

If you were thinking about seeing the latest version of Nickelodeon’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, don’t. If, somehow, you can’t take my word for it, let me take this opportunity to explain how you’re a dumbass if you do. To be fair, this reboot of the Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman creation had a tremendous amount of baggage tied to… Read more →

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Witness A Grown Man Bitch About A Kids’ Movie: The Latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Is Awful

No Ninja, No Ninja, No Ninja…NO. As the summer movie season rages on, we’re presented with the latest look at the Michael Bay-produced reboot of beloved kids property Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The production itself, directed by Jonathan Liebsman (Darkness Falls) has been mired in controversy almost from the beginning as news surrounding the production had the turtles being aliens,… Read more →