Tag: Sex

Episode 179: A Tetris for the Rest of Us, or, “The Power of Christ Compels You…To Ruin Your Daughter’s Life!”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo kicks off another Breast Cancer Awareness Month, declaring his love for boobies and the need to do his part to protect them. Next, did you know that they were making a movie based on the ’80 video game classic Tetris? Shimbo shares all the details and tries to make them… Read more →

Introducing the Power Glove of Self-Love: Masturbation Goes State of the Art

by Shimbo Are your normal jerk-off sessions getting stale? Is your Fleshlight losing it’s allure? Well thanks to the latest in masturbation technology, you can spice up your lonely love life and drive yourself into a deeper depression all within the same stroke. Known as The Handie, at first glance the red silicone glove looks like something Tony Stark would… Read more →

Here’s to Healthy Humping: Meet the World’s First Sexual Fitness Tracker

by Shimbo These days, it seems like we have to track everything. Whether it’s Nike Fuel, Jawbones, FitBits or whatever other type of piece of plastic whose primary objective is to show you how much you suck at exercise. Now the fitness craze has gone in a whole new (and slightly warped) direction with the introduction of the SexFit. “What… Read more →

Episode 177: Sarah Symonds: Mistress No More, or, “Well, Look What I Found!”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo gives a really brief, yet rave review of Guardians of the Galaxy, and shares his Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Moviegoing, where he tells you how there’s no shame in snagging the Senior discount, and you judge him silently. Next, a Scottish woman has the discovery of her life when she… Read more →

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Her Name Was Princess: Woman Strands Kids in Car to Give Boyfriend a Blow Job

People never cease to amaze me. Now, I’m not one to automatically label people as evil, largely because more often than not, the worst actions come from simple selfishness. Everything seems like a good idea when you want to do it. That said, just because you think an idea is good within the moment, that in no way means it’s… Read more →