For those of you who don’t already know, I’m a lazy fat fuck. My body aches every day from a combination of old injuries and general atrophy. My days of solid and fruitful activity are behind me, but the last thing I would ever personally want to see is the generations that come behind me fall prey to the same traps… Read more →
It’s hard to determine what makes someone a legend. As best I can tell, legendary status is usually bestowed upon those whose stories are simply the best. This past Monday, a high school senior in Maryland managed to achieve legend by being arrested for repeatedly mailing packages containing both cow and dog shit to his school’s vice principal. Once wasn’t… Read more →
