Tag: Jet Li

Blowing Your Dong Off With Hot Action: The Full Expendables 3 Trailer is Here!

I’m a big fucking hypocrite. As much as I frown on guns and shit going boom in real life, I can’t get nearly enough of it at the movies. As a fan of film, I’m absolutely willing to give up things like story and plot in exchange for corny one-liners and lots of people walking away from cool explosions. It’s… Read more →