by Shimbo Are your normal jerk-off sessions getting stale? Is your Fleshlight losing it’s allure? Well thanks to the latest in masturbation technology, you can spice up your lonely love life and drive yourself into a deeper depression all within the same stroke. Known as The Handie, at first glance the red silicone glove looks like something Tony Stark would… Read more →
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Forever Alone and LOVING IT: Man Trades In Fiancee For Bedroom Arcade
It’s probably easy to look at Chris Kooluris and dismiss him as a manchild not ready to grow up. That’s what his fiancee did when he decided to convert the bedroom of his Manhattan apartment into his own personal video arcade. Each night, 37-year-old Kooluris sleeps under a comforter splashed with images of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The ambient… Read more →