by Shimbo I just want to be able to stop crying long enough to write this, because I don’t want to wait to do this. I need to be able to get this out. It’s been about an hour or so since the world learned that Robin Williams passed away at the age of 63. That he died of an… Read more →
Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, he promised that it would be a wondrous place full of realized dreams that contained equal amounts of tits along with dick and fart jokes. And for a time, it was good. Everything one could ever want was made front and center for human consumption. This list pretty much consisted of porn and… Read more →
I used to do a lot of drugs. I mean I never smoked or shot up heroin, or fought cops high on PCP. And I guess I never did Meth, either Crystal or Original Recipe (well, I think I ate a pill once, but that was at work, and that wasn’t fun, so it doesn’t count, right?) I never did… Read more →
One of the greatest guilty pleasures this fine country has to offer is indulging in an episode of Maury. Day in and day out, carnival barker Maury Povich trots out a parade of unfortunate yet highly entertaining people, all searching for answers to the never-ending question: “Is he the father?” When not doling out schadenfreude in the form of paternity tests,… Read more →
