Tag: Children

Episode 179: A Tetris for the Rest of Us, or, “The Power of Christ Compels You…To Ruin Your Daughter’s Life!”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo kicks off another Breast Cancer Awareness Month, declaring his love for boobies and the need to do his part to protect them. Next, did you know that they were making a movie based on the ’80 video game classic Tetris? Shimbo shares all the details and tries to make them… Read more →

Darwin Wins Again: Gun Range Instructor Gives an Uzi to a 9-Year-Old, Guess What Happens Next

by Shimbo More and more, it’s harder to tell real stories from those that might appear in the Onion; this one is no different. A 9-year-old girl gets to spend the formative years of her life in therapy after shooting a gun instructor in the head, killing him, while he was showing her how to shoot an Uzi, authorities said… Read more →

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Her Name Was Princess: Woman Strands Kids in Car to Give Boyfriend a Blow Job

People never cease to amaze me. Now, I’m not one to automatically label people as evil, largely because more often than not, the worst actions come from simple selfishness. Everything seems like a good idea when you want to do it. That said, just because you think an idea is good within the moment, that in no way means it’s… Read more →