Her Name Was Princess: Woman Strands Kids in Car to Give Boyfriend a Blow Job

Although her name is Princess, the arch of her eyebrows say “Evil Queen” more than “Princess”

People never cease to amaze me. Now, I’m not one to automatically label people as evil, largely because more often than not, the worst actions come from simple selfishness.

Everything seems like a good idea when you want to do it.

That said, just because you think an idea is good within the moment, that in no way means it’s a good idea at all. Take, for example, the ironically-named Princess Marks, a Louisiana woman who decided to leave her two young children, ages 5 and 7, locked in an SUV in the middle of the night so she go give her boyfriend a blow job in another car.

Cops happened upon the SUV turned play pen when they heard sounds coming from the car, you know, because Princess decided to leave the windows rolled down, probably thinking that was somehow a better than leaving them up, because at least the kids would have air.

When Princess finished knighting her Prince, so to speak, she walked back to the SUV where police were waiting for her…and some answers. Because she probably couldn’t come up with a logical lie fast enough (and because the other parked car was in the same lot), she admitted that she had a mouthful with her boyfriend across the lot.

Of course, she was immediately arrested and booked on charges of Child Desertion, where she was later released on $5,000 bond. The kids were placed in temporary custody of other family members. As for the boyfriend, well, cops decided to do him a solid and not arrest him, primarily due to the fact that they didn’t actually catch him with his pants down, they only heard about it.

Now I enjoy a blow job as much as the next red-blooded American, and I’ve even had my share of special moments in parking lots, but I don’t know if I could enjoy it as much if I knew there were rugrats in the car waiting for mom to take the load. I mean where’s the romance? Where’s the passion? More importantly, if they pair were actually dating, why didn’t he go to her house or her to his? Not that it’s much better, but far less women end up in the can after blowing their beaus in the comfort of their own homes.

Sounds like there’s a missing component here. Maybe these two were star-crossed lovers, having an interlude within a stolen moment. Who can say?

I just hope she didn’t get any in her eye.