Category: Shimbo

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The Problem with Political Bed Wench Candace Owens

Finding herself in the spotlight in the wake of tragedy, Candace Owens chooses demagoguery over empathy, solidifying her role as Political Bed Wench. Believe it or not, there’s nothing wrong with being a conservative; there’s also nothing wrong, on its face, with being a black conservative. Having said that, in 2019, in the age of Donald J. Trump—a man who… Read more →

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New Life for Tiger Woods Displays a PGA in Peril

Tiger Woods’ masterful performance at Sunday’s PGA Championship final gives fans some of the old magic, but also shows how much the PGA needs a broken pro The moment he pumped his fist, you knew it was real. As Tiger Woods finished the 72nd and final hole with a birdie, the crowd at the 2018 PGA Championship shattered the Sunday afternoon… Read more →

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Good Health Starts with Guna

In search of safe and healthy alternatives to traditional health supplements, Shimbo gives three items from Guna Nutraceuticals a try. Health is something you should never take lightly, yet it’s also something so many of us do to the point that change only seems to occur when something goes wrong. For me, an immature 40-year-old, that time is right about now.… Read more →

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Stephen Hawking: Death of a Poon Hound

The sudden news of the death of renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking set in motion what usually happens when someone important dies: exceedingly reverential bleating. Why not celebrate the thing that made him most human? Stephen Hawking just died, surrounded by family and friends, after a long and arduous, yet fruitful life burdened physically since his 20’s, a victim of amyotrophic… Read more →

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‘Justice League’ is a Cinematic Abortion Not Worth Your Time

No need to candy coat it: Justice League is an awful movie that only saw light of day because bills need to be paid, and a sucker is born every minute. Before we get into why Justice League, a hastily collaborative effort from directors Zack Snyder and Joss Whedon (credited to Snyder, who left the production following the death of… Read more →