Between you and me, I’m all about that MILF life. There are very few things hotter than picturing a hot older woman, you know, not grandma hot, not decrepit hot, but sorta like a ‘Silver Fox’ hot. Maybe I’m just paying attention more, but lately, it seems like I’m running into more and more older ladies who qualify as totally… Read more →
Category: Shimbo
Indiana Wants Me, or At Least I Think They Still Do, Who the Hell Knows?
By the time you read this, your humble host will be on his way from our Nation’s Capital, back home to Indiana, for a mini-vacation full of racing and alcohol. In fact, I just packed my car, and I realized that I’m bringing more alcohol than clothes, and believe you me, that’s the proper ratio for a trip like this.… Read more →
Bullshit By Any Other Name Smells the Same: Man Faces Life in Prison for Pot Brownies
Regardless of how you feel about weed, legalization is pretty much around the corner most everywhere. Whether you smoke it, used to smoke it, never smoked it, hate it or whatever, it is as ubiquitous as just about anything else, and the fact that people are still being thrown in the can for extended sentences harshes everyone’s buzz, sober or… Read more →
Not So Wicked Smaht: College Dropout Calls In Bomb Threats Before Graduation Ceremony
When I used to fuck up, which was a lot, I’d try to do whatever I could to cover up what happened, because if you destroy something and can replace it, who has to know? I all I knew back then was I wanted the benefit of doing whatever the hell I wanted while not having to hear someone’s mouth… Read more →
Now You’re Messin’ With a Son of a Bitch: Man Sues Everyone He’s Ever Met For ALL The Money
Look, people are assholes. Sometimes, those assholes suffer from an extreme form of mental illness. But then again, being an asshole could certainly qualify as some sort of mental illness in and of itself, who are we kidding? One of the easiest ways to determine the difference between being a plain old asshole and being mentally ill is to see what… Read more →