Category: Shimbo

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One Toke Over the Line: Marijuana Breathalyzer Destined to Ruin Road Trips Everywhere

Back in my younger, more reckless days, I’d take roadtrips down lonely stretches of highway with a steamroller full of some of the best (or mediocre) weed known to man, zoning out to whatever music I felt best set the mood. Now, thanks to the efforts of a retired Canadian Mountie, cops will be able to crack down on all… Read more →

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Today’s Lesson in Irony: California Gun Store Robbed Using Fake Guns

I’m a big fan of irony. My biggest problem as it relates to irony, however, is the fact that many people often confuse irony for coincidence. Luckily for us, every once in awhile, a textbook example of irony comes down the pike to reset our understanding of the word, in hopes that dumber members of society will “get it”. In… Read more →

Blowing Your Dong Off With Hot Action: The Full Expendables 3 Trailer is Here!

I’m a big fucking hypocrite. As much as I frown on guns and shit going boom in real life, I can’t get nearly enough of it at the movies. As a fan of film, I’m absolutely willing to give up things like story and plot in exchange for corny one-liners and lots of people walking away from cool explosions. It’s… Read more →

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Cancer Throws a Shutout: Baseball Legend Tony Gwynn Dies at 54

Tony Gwynn was an unlikely legend in sports. He didn’t cut a heroic figure, he didn’t live a life of opulence, with flashy cars, shiny jewelry or all the trappings of stardom. He represented a time long past where men simply played the game they loved because…well, they loved it. His numbers speak for themselves: in 20 years, all with the… Read more →

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Puke & Rally Denied: Woman Killed While Vomiting From a Moving Minivan

They say there are a million ways to die. In the case of 24-year-old Amanda Ezra, if she had the choice, she likely would’ve chosen a different way to die. The latest Darwin Award winner and mother of three was killed early Sunday morning after she was hit in the head by an unknown object…while puking out of the passenger… Read more →