Category: Shimbo

I’ve Got America Fever: World Cup 2014 Makes Hating Germany A-OK Again

In less than an hour, the US Men’s National Soccer Team attempts to advance to the Knockout Round of the 2014 World Cup. All we need is a tie in the upcoming game against Germany, but it seems like the Krauts aren’t going to play ball, so it’s time to get dirty and whip up long-dormant resentment against the Hun.… Read more →

Michaelangelo

Witness A Grown Man Bitch About A Kids’ Movie: The Latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Is Awful

No Ninja, No Ninja, No Ninja…NO. As the summer movie season rages on, we’re presented with the latest look at the Michael Bay-produced reboot of beloved kids property Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The production itself, directed by Jonathan Liebsman (Darkness Falls) has been mired in controversy almost from the beginning as news surrounding the production had the turtles being aliens,… Read more →

Kent-Sterling

We Do It Live: Uncle Shimbo Appearing Mondays On the Kent Sterling Show

Sometimes making smart connections pays off. I’ve been a fan of Indianapolis media personality Kent Sterling for some time now, as his sometimes snarky and humorous take on sports was right up my alley. Eventually, I got him to appear on the 100th episode of the original run of the Never Daunted Radio Network, where we discussed some of his… Read more →

gun-and-bible

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammo: Preacher Bribes New Worshipers With Free Guns

Has there ever been a more natural combination outside of peanut butter and chocolate than Jesus H. Christ and firearms? According to a Joplin, Missouri preacher, that answer is a resounding yes. Lead pastor of the Ignite Church (that’s an indicator right there) Heath Mooneyham thought it would be a good idea to stage a gun giveaway on Father’s Day, of all days. The… Read more →

Arnold

Fartzenegger: The Internet Finally Delivers On Its Promise

Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, he promised that it would be a wondrous place full of realized dreams that contained equal amounts of tits along with dick and fart jokes. And for a time, it was good. Everything one could ever want was made front and center for human consumption. This list pretty much consisted of porn and… Read more →