Category: Shimbo

We Are All Terminal Cases: Robin Williams 1951-2014

by Shimbo I just want to be able to stop crying long enough to write this, because I don’t want to wait to do this. I need to be able to get this out. It’s been about an hour or so since the world learned that Robin Williams passed away at the age of 63. That he died of an… Read more →

Here’s to Healthy Humping: Meet the World’s First Sexual Fitness Tracker

by Shimbo These days, it seems like we have to track everything. Whether it’s Nike Fuel, Jawbones, FitBits or whatever other type of piece of plastic whose primary objective is to show you how much you suck at exercise. Now the fitness craze has gone in a whole new (and slightly warped) direction with the introduction of the SexFit. “What… Read more →

COWABUNGLED! Ninja Turtles Re-Whatever Fails To Entertain In Any Way

If you were thinking about seeing the latest version of Nickelodeon’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, don’t. If, somehow, you can’t take my word for it, let me take this opportunity to explain how you’re a dumbass if you do. To be fair, this reboot of the Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman creation had a tremendous amount of baggage tied to… Read more →

Jesus is White, Goddamnit: ‘Black Jesus’ Premieres Tonight and Shimbo Can’t Wait

by Shimbo Black folks have a problem with satire. Well, that might be a little heavy-handed, but to a certain extent it’s true. Take for example, “Black Jesus” premiering tonight on Adult Swim. The latest venture from “Boondocks” creator Aaron McGruder, this 30-minute live action sitcom has all the makings of an instant classic that will aggravate every sanctimonious Christian… Read more →

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Her Name Was Princess: Woman Strands Kids in Car to Give Boyfriend a Blow Job

People never cease to amaze me. Now, I’m not one to automatically label people as evil, largely because more often than not, the worst actions come from simple selfishness. Everything seems like a good idea when you want to do it. That said, just because you think an idea is good within the moment, that in no way means it’s… Read more →