by Shimbo More and more, it’s harder to tell real stories from those that might appear in the Onion; this one is no different. A 9-year-old girl gets to spend the formative years of her life in therapy after shooting a gun instructor in the head, killing him, while he was showing her how to shoot an Uzi, authorities said… Read more →
by Shimbo I love people. Except when people are busy being “people”. One of the natural by-products of the Internet Age is an increasingly solipsistic point of view; how could it be any different? So often we sit behind our computer monitors or our smartphones, and digest everything the internet has to offer, while filtering it through our own ideals. Sometimes… Read more →
by Shimbo 37 years. I’m trying to sit here and convince myself that’s still young, and I suppose it is, I mean someone 20 years old would look at me and laugh, probably as much as I laugh at someone 27 who thinks the end is near. Maybe the end is always near, and it’s important that we remember that… Read more →
by Shimbo I never thought I’d hate looking at big fat asses so much. Midnight Wednesday brought the video debut of Hip-Hop harpy Nicki Minaj’s latest single “Anaconda” from the album of the same name. Now normally, this isn’t necessarily something I’d cover, but after two weeks of hype, I was intrigued enough to see what that hype was all… Read more →
by Shimbo Patriot [pey-tree-uh t, -ot or, esp. British, pa-tree-uh t] noun 1. a person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion. 2. a person who regards himself or herself as a defender, especially of individual rights, against presumed interference by government. For too long now, the word “patriot” was synonymous with the image of… Read more →
