by Shimbo Are your normal jerk-off sessions getting stale? Is your Fleshlight losing it’s allure? Well thanks to the latest in masturbation technology, you can spice up your lonely love life and drive yourself into a deeper depression all within the same stroke. Known as The Handie, at first glance the red silicone glove looks like something Tony Stark would… Read more →
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Gun Owner Shoots at a House Because He Has No Idea How to Unload a Gun
by Shimbo In case you needed any more proof that maybe, just maybe we have a problem with guns in America, please turn your attention to Exhibit 6,772: George Byrd IV, a 31-year-old convicted felon, was accused shooting into a neighbor’s window, because it was the only way he knew how to unload the gun in his possession. Initially, Byrd denied firing the… Read more →
Two Tears in the Bucket: Alaskan TV Reporter is Your New Hero
by Shimbo “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” When Laurel Thatcher Ulrich coined the phrase that launched thousands of feminist ships, it’s doubtful she ever thought just how far that would go. Case in point, now ex-KTVA reporter Charlo Greene, who decided to quit during last night’s 10pm broadcast in what could be best described as one of the more interesting… Read more →
Get Your Head Out of the Cloud: Blind Trust in Technology Can Lead to Leaks
If you’ve read or listened to anything that comes from the Never Daunted Radio Network, you know trust is pretty high up on our list. It’s the lubricant of society. When we trust one another, we get so much done; when we don’t, everything grinds to a halt. That said, trust is a tricky thing, and for trust to work,… Read more →
Racism in a ‘Post-Racial’ Society: How Everyone’s Losing To the Elephant in the Room
by Shimbo A joke I often told on the early episodes of the Never Daunted Radio Network came from a night of generally unfunny amateur comedy at the D.C. Improv. During one set, a kid who split his time writing for the Washington Post made a joke about living in what, at the time, was considered by some to be… Read more →