Most wedding days are lovely scenes filled with images of friends, family, flowers and a couple in love (unless she’s knocked up and it’s Marriage by Shotgun). However, the last thing one couple getting married in a Catholic church in Salt Lake City this past Saturday expected to see was the conjugation of a second couple going to the chapel on… Read more →
I’ll be honest with you, sometimes I’m genuinely afraid of what might be in the food that I order. Fast food and greasy spoon restaurants have a horrible reputation for what goes on in the kitchen…you know, the things you don’t see, and hope to Christ you don’t taste. When I was in high school, I used to work at… Read more →
Now those of you who know me know I love tits. Big ones, small ones (not too small, I mean…Jesus), young ones, old ones (both within legal reasoning), but not long or floppy ones though, because a man has to have standards. I also happen to love reading. While this might make me an educated pervert, or just a chauvinistic… Read more →
For the record, nothing says “thirst quenching” like a mouthful of BVO. “What the fuck is that,” you ask? It stands for Bromated Vegetable Oil, and up until recently, it’s been a main ingredient in your favorite sports drinks like Gatorade and Powerade. It’s also a patented flame retardant. That’s right, after your workouts, you’ve been downing fire extinguisher. Now… Read more →
One of the more entertaining aspects of listening to talk radio, particularly sports talk is seeing how the hosts deal with the idiot callers, and boy, do they come in droves. Patron saint of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Dan Dakich of ESPN 1070 the Fan in Indianapolis went so far as to call himself a “voicist”, meaning that he… Read more →
