Category: FEATURES

Save Some Of That For the Sequel! GODZILLA Manages to Give Too Much and Not Enough at the Same Time (REVIEW)

If you’re reading this review to see if the latest version of Godzilla is worth going to theaters this weekend, my short answer is yes, but with a caveat: If you go see this movie, don’t be a cheap bastard…see it in IMAX 3D. I’m not a huge proponent of 3D as a whole, largely because I feel it’s overused, but the sound… Read more →

31 Year Old High School Sophomore

31-Year-Old High School Sophomore Arrested For Being a 31-Year-Old High School Sophomore

Now I know Christians are a forgiving, understanding people, but clearly there’s a sucker born-again every day. Case in point: a high school sophomore named Charity Stevens was arrested Tuesday after it was discovered that not only was that not her actual name, but that she was actually 31 years old. Charity Anne Johnson (real name) was booked on charges… Read more →

The Killer Inside the NFL: New Indictment Says Hernandez Committed Double Murder While in the League

Do I need to detail the irony for you? Whether or not the NFL or by extension the New England Patriots knew it, according to the indictment just handed down by a Suffolk County Grand Jury, the league was essentially harboring a multiple killer. The same league where people are up in arms about welcoming the first openly gay player, has… Read more →

The Michael Sam Traveling Salvation Show

When you’re the first at anything, it’s a given that people are going to show up to come along for the ride. But when you’re the first openly gay player in the NFL (key word here being openly), well everyone is going to show up at the trough. There are numerous arguments out there in the mediascape as to whether… Read more →

Further Proof that Bill Murray Does Whatever the Hell He Wants

Bill Murray exists on a plane distinctively separate than ours. I’m sure you’ve all heard a story about Bill Murray, whether it’s a younger Bill nearly choking Martin Mull to death (or at least trying very hard to), or maybe you heard the one about how a fan wanted an autograph so instead, Bill does an impromptu Wes Anderson slow… Read more →