If you were thinking about seeing the latest version of Nickelodeon’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, don’t. If, somehow, you can’t take my word for it, let me take this opportunity to explain how you’re a dumbass if you do. To be fair, this reboot of the Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman creation had a tremendous amount of baggage tied to… Read more →
by Shimbo Black folks have a problem with satire. Well, that might be a little heavy-handed, but to a certain extent it’s true. Take for example, “Black Jesus” premiering tonight on Adult Swim. The latest venture from “Boondocks” creator Aaron McGruder, this 30-minute live action sitcom has all the makings of an instant classic that will aggravate every sanctimonious Christian… Read more →
by Ed Button An Oedipus complex: Kid tested, mother approved. The last thing Michael Jackson thought about before he died was jerking off into a pool of children’s tears. These are some of the hundreds of thousands of combinations of words, phrases and generally awful sentiments you can come up with in the card game “Cards Against Humanity”, whose stellar… Read more →
People never cease to amaze me. Now, I’m not one to automatically label people as evil, largely because more often than not, the worst actions come from simple selfishness. Everything seems like a good idea when you want to do it. That said, just because you think an idea is good within the moment, that in no way means it’s… Read more →
This is going to be complicated. I say that because talking about domestic violence usually is. One of the problems that makes such a conversation so convoluted and complicated stems from the notion that the issue itself is treated so black & white. “You don’t hit a woman, ever.” While I agree with the sentiment wholeheartedly, I just don’t think… Read more →
