by Shimbo One of the reasons the Never Daunted Radio Network came into being was to serve as a celebration of the female breast. While that mission is an honest and righteous one, we’ve drifted away from it some, probably until a good reason to jump back on course came along. And by god, that reason has come. Meet Sara… Read more →
Category: FEATURES
Cherry Pie and Black Coffee for Everyone: Twin Peaks Returns in 2016
by Shimbo Maybe it’s our obsession with nostalgia, or simply the never-ending love of a damn fine cup of coffee, but the Internet gave a collective shout for joy today with news that Twin Peaks, which aired on ABC from 1990-91 and spawning a critically reviled prequel, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me is coming back courtesy of Showtime in… Read more →
Entertaining But Hollow: David Fincher’s ‘Gone Girl’ is a Cinematic Indecision
After sitting here in front of the monitor looking at a blank page where a review is supposed to be, I finally came to the simple conclusion that David Fincher’s Gone Girl is really not that a good movie. But damn if it’s not an entertaining one. Based on the 2012 novel by Gillian Flynn (who also wrote the screenplay),… Read more →
Introducing the Power Glove of Self-Love: Masturbation Goes State of the Art
by Shimbo Are your normal jerk-off sessions getting stale? Is your Fleshlight losing it’s allure? Well thanks to the latest in masturbation technology, you can spice up your lonely love life and drive yourself into a deeper depression all within the same stroke. Known as The Handie, at first glance the red silicone glove looks like something Tony Stark would… Read more →
Gun Owner Shoots at a House Because He Has No Idea How to Unload a Gun
by Shimbo In case you needed any more proof that maybe, just maybe we have a problem with guns in America, please turn your attention to Exhibit 6,772: George Byrd IV, a 31-year-old convicted felon, was accused shooting into a neighbor’s window, because it was the only way he knew how to unload the gun in his possession. Initially, Byrd denied firing the… Read more →