Author: Shimbo

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Donald Sterling Is Still Donald Sterling? GET OUT!

Sometimes I feel like the public at large is soft in the brain. If that’s not the case, the media, in their never-ending quest to secure ratings at the expense of reason, accountability and common sense, feels the need to treat the public like they’re stupid. Maybe we just like to see a good trainwreck from time to time. Last night,… Read more →

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Punch Drunk in Love: Shimbo Gets HypoCritical About the Jay-Z/Solange Affair

We don’t know what we don’t know, but who cares? It’s still newsworthy. And maybe that’s the problem. In the hours since perennial rumor mill TMZ released camera footage of Solange (sister of Beyonce the Great and Powerful) beating Jay-Z like he was her property in the elevator of an after party for the Met Gala they all attended earlier… Read more →

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At Least He’s Not the Father…

One of the greatest guilty pleasures this fine country has to offer is indulging in an episode of Maury. Day in and day out, carnival barker Maury Povich trots out a parade of unfortunate yet highly entertaining people, all searching for answers to the never-ending question: “Is he the father?” When not doling out schadenfreude in the form of paternity tests,… Read more →

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Rule Britannia, Cocaine Is in the Waves! Britons Apparently Do a Shit Ton of Cocaine…

Apparently there is such a thing as doing too much cocaine. (Outside of the occasional overdosing, losing friends, job, family and money, y’know, the usual). According to a recent study meant to assess the dangers from drug compounds appearing in drinking water, scientists just so happened to find traces of cocaine after it had gone through intensive purification treatments. (It may have been more… Read more →

Let’s Close The Week Out Strong!

Well, it looks like another week is in the can, the first for our new digs here at the Website. I want to thank each and every one of you for showing up, sharing the posts and even subscribing. Things are only going to get better from here on out. In celebration, here’s some Van Halen, because it’s Friday, super… Read more →