Author: Shimbo

Michaelangelo

Witness A Grown Man Bitch About A Kids’ Movie: The Latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Is Awful

No Ninja, No Ninja, No Ninja…NO. As the summer movie season rages on, we’re presented with the latest look at the Michael Bay-produced reboot of beloved kids property Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The production itself, directed by Jonathan Liebsman (Darkness Falls) has been mired in controversy almost from the beginning as news surrounding the production had the turtles being aliens,… Read more →

Intruder

Stumps of Justice: Legless Man Successfully Fights Off Home Invasion

Just because a man has no legs, doesn’t mean he can’t defend his home and beat a little ass at the same time. One burglar learned this harsh lesson first hand as he attempted to rob the home of a double amputee in Ohio. Roy Davis was hanging out in his wheelchair outside his home in Dayton last Saturday when he heard… Read more →

Kent-Sterling

We Do It Live: Uncle Shimbo Appearing Mondays On the Kent Sterling Show

Sometimes making smart connections pays off. I’ve been a fan of Indianapolis media personality Kent Sterling for some time now, as his sometimes snarky and humorous take on sports was right up my alley. Eventually, I got him to appear on the 100th episode of the original run of the Never Daunted Radio Network, where we discussed some of his… Read more →

gun-and-bible

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammo: Preacher Bribes New Worshipers With Free Guns

Has there ever been a more natural combination outside of peanut butter and chocolate than Jesus H. Christ and firearms? According to a Joplin, Missouri preacher, that answer is a resounding yes. Lead pastor of the Ignite Church (that’s an indicator right there) Heath Mooneyham thought it would be a good idea to stage a gun giveaway on Father’s Day, of all days. The… Read more →

Arnold

Fartzenegger: The Internet Finally Delivers On Its Promise

Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, he promised that it would be a wondrous place full of realized dreams that contained equal amounts of tits along with dick and fart jokes. And for a time, it was good. Everything one could ever want was made front and center for human consumption. This list pretty much consisted of porn and… Read more →