Author: Shimbo

Jesus is White, Goddamnit: ‘Black Jesus’ Premieres Tonight and Shimbo Can’t Wait

by Shimbo Black folks have a problem with satire. Well, that might be a little heavy-handed, but to a certain extent it’s true. Take for example, “Black Jesus” premiering tonight on Adult Swim. The latest venture from “Boondocks” creator Aaron McGruder, this 30-minute live action sitcom has all the makings of an instant classic that will aggravate every sanctimonious Christian… Read more →

Episode 177: Sarah Symonds: Mistress No More, or, “Well, Look What I Found!”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo gives a really brief, yet rave review of Guardians of the Galaxy, and shares his Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Moviegoing, where he tells you how there’s no shame in snagging the Senior discount, and you judge him silently. Next, a Scottish woman has the discovery of her life when she… Read more →

Rape Against Humanity: Is Max Temkin More “Horrible” Than the Game?

by Ed Button An Oedipus complex: Kid tested, mother approved. The last thing Michael Jackson thought about before he died was jerking off into a pool of children’s tears. These are some of the hundreds of thousands of combinations of words, phrases and generally awful sentiments you can come up with in the card game “Cards Against Humanity”, whose stellar… Read more →

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Her Name Was Princess: Woman Strands Kids in Car to Give Boyfriend a Blow Job

People never cease to amaze me. Now, I’m not one to automatically label people as evil, largely because more often than not, the worst actions come from simple selfishness. Everything seems like a good idea when you want to do it. That said, just because you think an idea is good within the moment, that in no way means it’s… Read more →

Communication and Accountability: We Really Need To Talk About Domestic Violence

This is going to be complicated. I say that because talking about domestic violence usually is. One of the problems that makes such a conversation so convoluted and complicated stems from the notion that the issue itself is treated so black & white. “You don’t hit a woman, ever.” While I agree with the sentiment wholeheartedly, I just don’t think… Read more →