Author: Shimbo

Episode 179: A Tetris for the Rest of Us, or, “The Power of Christ Compels You…To Ruin Your Daughter’s Life!”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo kicks off another Breast Cancer Awareness Month, declaring his love for boobies and the need to do his part to protect them. Next, did you know that they were making a movie based on the ’80 video game classic Tetris? Shimbo shares all the details and tries to make them… Read more →

Introducing the Power Glove of Self-Love: Masturbation Goes State of the Art

by Shimbo Are your normal jerk-off sessions getting stale? Is your Fleshlight losing it’s allure? Well thanks to the latest in masturbation technology, you can spice up your lonely love life and drive yourself into a deeper depression all within the same stroke. Known as The Handie, at first glance the red silicone glove looks like something Tony Stark would… Read more →

Episode 178: The Tyranny of the Pizza Cake, or, “How Do You Spell NFL? CTE.”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo comes back from a long self-imposed hiatus with the promise of bringing the show back to basics in order to ensure listeners get what they want: more episodes. Next, ever heard of Pizza Cake? Be lucky if you haven’t. Shimbo takes you inside the latest fad for current and future… Read more →

Gun Owner Shoots at a House Because He Has No Idea How to Unload a Gun

by Shimbo In case you needed any more proof that maybe, just maybe we have a problem with guns in America, please turn your attention to Exhibit 6,772: George Byrd IV, a 31-year-old convicted felon, was accused shooting into a neighbor’s window, because it was the only way he knew how to unload the gun in his possession. Initially, Byrd denied firing the… Read more →

But Where’s the White Suit? ESPN Lets Ray Lewis Talk About Cover-Ups With a Straight Face

by Shimbo Seriously, what is ESPN trying to prove? As they have throughout the entire Ray Rice affair, the World Wide Leader continues to trot out former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis to give his unique perspective on the league as it pertains to how crime and punishment are dealt with. And he should know. Lewis escaped a murder charge of… Read more →