Month: October 2014

Entertaining But Hollow: David Fincher’s ‘Gone Girl’ is a Cinematic Indecision

After sitting here in front of the monitor looking at a blank page where a review is supposed to be, I finally came to the simple conclusion that David Fincher’s Gone Girl is really not that a good movie. But damn if it’s not an entertaining one. Based on the 2012 novel by Gillian Flynn (who also wrote the screenplay),… Read more →

Episode 179: A Tetris for the Rest of Us, or, “The Power of Christ Compels You…To Ruin Your Daughter’s Life!”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo kicks off another Breast Cancer Awareness Month, declaring his love for boobies and the need to do his part to protect them. Next, did you know that they were making a movie based on the ’80 video game classic Tetris? Shimbo shares all the details and tries to make them… Read more →

Introducing the Power Glove of Self-Love: Masturbation Goes State of the Art

by Shimbo Are your normal jerk-off sessions getting stale? Is your Fleshlight losing it’s allure? Well thanks to the latest in masturbation technology, you can spice up your lonely love life and drive yourself into a deeper depression all within the same stroke. Known as The Handie, at first glance the red silicone glove looks like something Tony Stark would… Read more →