Month: August 2014

Here’s to Healthy Humping: Meet the World’s First Sexual Fitness Tracker

by Shimbo These days, it seems like we have to track everything. Whether it’s Nike Fuel, Jawbones, FitBits or whatever other type of piece of plastic whose primary objective is to show you how much you suck at exercise. Now the fitness craze has gone in a whole new (and slightly warped) direction with the introduction of the SexFit. “What… Read more →

COWABUNGLED! Ninja Turtles Re-Whatever Fails To Entertain In Any Way

If you were thinking about seeing the latest version of Nickelodeon’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, don’t. If, somehow, you can’t take my word for it, let me take this opportunity to explain how you’re a dumbass if you do. To be fair, this reboot of the Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman creation had a tremendous amount of baggage tied to… Read more →

Jesus is White, Goddamnit: ‘Black Jesus’ Premieres Tonight and Shimbo Can’t Wait

by Shimbo Black folks have a problem with satire. Well, that might be a little heavy-handed, but to a certain extent it’s true. Take for example, “Black Jesus” premiering tonight on Adult Swim. The latest venture from “Boondocks” creator Aaron McGruder, this 30-minute live action sitcom has all the makings of an instant classic that will aggravate every sanctimonious Christian… Read more →

Episode 177: Sarah Symonds: Mistress No More, or, “Well, Look What I Found!”

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On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo gives a really brief, yet rave review of Guardians of the Galaxy, and shares his Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Moviegoing, where he tells you how there’s no shame in snagging the Senior discount, and you judge him silently. Next, a Scottish woman has the discovery of her life when she… Read more →