by Ed Button An Oedipus complex: Kid tested, mother approved. The last thing Michael Jackson thought about before he died was jerking off into a pool of children’s tears. These are some of the hundreds of thousands of combinations of words, phrases and generally awful sentiments you can come up with in the card game “Cards Against Humanity”, whose stellar… Read more →
Month: July 2014
Her Name Was Princess: Woman Strands Kids in Car to Give Boyfriend a Blow Job
People never cease to amaze me. Now, I’m not one to automatically label people as evil, largely because more often than not, the worst actions come from simple selfishness. Everything seems like a good idea when you want to do it. That said, just because you think an idea is good within the moment, that in no way means it’s… Read more →
Communication and Accountability: We Really Need To Talk About Domestic Violence
This is going to be complicated. I say that because talking about domestic violence usually is. One of the problems that makes such a conversation so convoluted and complicated stems from the notion that the issue itself is treated so black & white. “You don’t hit a woman, ever.” While I agree with the sentiment wholeheartedly, I just don’t think… Read more →
Cut Down In His Prime: Man Sues Hospital For Amputating His Penis During a Routine Circumcision
You’ve heard the horror stories at some point or another. Guy goes into the hospital for routine work, and something catastrophic happens. Sometimes the surgeon leaves medical equipment where he performed surgery. In other rare occasions, the surgical team will cut off the wrong leg. However, every once in awhile, surgeons find a way to really shit the bed on… Read more →
No, Goddamnit, No: Could Child Sex Robots Pacify Pedophiles?
Rule 34 of the Internet states the following: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” As that’s the case, it’sĀ almost a given that whatever technology is created by society, there will be some application that will tie sex into it. This notion also ties into robotics, as it’s been long theorized in all sorts of science fiction… Read more →