Tag: Christmas

Obama’s Christmastime Update: Pardons American Prisoners and Defends Strategy Against ISIS

On the 18th of December our President gave out 95 clemencies, two jailhouse pardons, and reassurance that ISIS won’t get us. In what is likely to be the last White House press conference before the First Family leaves for Christmas in Hawaii, President Obama granted Christmastime pardons, addressed terrorism, and the budget. In his remarks he thanks former Speaker of the… Read more →

Jingle Boobs: Internet Sensation Returns to Tit-Twerk Some Holiday Cheer

by Shimbo ‘Twas a couple weeks before Christmas, and all through the Internet, not a creature was stirring, that is, except for the dancing breasts of Miss Sara X Mills, who decided to drop off an early present with her latest video, which has her merry boobs bouncing along to a rendition of “Jingle Bells”. If you’re unfamiliar with this… Read more →