Jingle Boobs: Internet Sensation Returns to Tit-Twerk Some Holiday Cheer

Sugar Plums my Ass: Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a pair of dancing tits.

Sugar Plums my Ass: Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a pair of dancing tits.

by Shimbo

‘Twas a couple weeks before Christmas, and all through the Internet, not a creature was stirring, that is, except for the dancing breasts of Miss Sara X Mills, who decided to drop off an early present with her latest video, which has her merry boobs bouncing along to a rendition of “Jingle Bells”.

If you’re unfamiliar with this particular double-barreled Baryshnikov, we (and the rest of the civilized world) featured her in an October story the first time she unleashed her unique skills on an unsuspecting, yet wholly grateful Internet.

Sure, it was only a matter of time before a follow up to that instant classic would make it’s way and go viral (again), but there’s just something wonderfully festive about seeing her Bells of Saint Mary’s (or Sara’s in her case) ring along with a Christmas standard.

Amazing boobs or not, it’s hard not to be enamored by someone who clearly doesn’t take herself too seriously while having fun with anatomy that’s usually just objectified. Yes, her breasts are the focal point of the video, but she manages to have fun while not sexualizing herself to the point of objectification.

Some will go out of their way to disagree, but people are going to gawk at tits whether they like it or not. Thankfully, we have women like Sara X who can own her body in a way that’s entertaining without being lurid. But that’s shouldn’t matter. Sometimes a tit is just a tit, and the fact that she can make them dance along with a tune should coax a smile from just about any Grinch.

So make sure you support someone who is clearly in the giving spirit by visiting her on Facebook and checking out her YouTube page, which is far more fun than you might expect.

In the meantime, don’t be a Scrooge. Get into the Holiday spirit and keep pressing “play”.


Hashim R. Hathaway (Uncle Shimbo) is the host of the Never Daunted Radio Network, and proud father to NeverDaunted.Net. You can reach him on Twitter @NeverDauntedNet

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