Episode 179: A Tetris for the Rest of Us, or, “The Power of Christ Compels You…To Ruin Your Daughter’s Life!”

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With news of an upcoming movie based on Tetris, here's a sneak peak at a what a full-frontal scene could entail.

With news of an upcoming movie based on Tetris, here’s a sneak peak at a what a full-frontal scene could entail.

On this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, Shimbo kicks off another Breast Cancer Awareness Month, declaring his love for boobies and the need to do his part to protect them.

Next, did you know that they were making a movie based on the ’80 video game classic Tetris? Shimbo shares all the details and tries to make them all fit perfectly in a row before time runs out.

Later, because humanity has yet to find its bottom, two people accused of murdering two of their friends, thought that having sex on top of the bodies was somehow a good idea. Unfortunately for the couple, they were somehow shocked and disappointed that they were unable to orgasm while having sex next to dead bodies.

And finally, because some parents are committed to ruining the lives of their children in the name of Jesus H. Christ, a man writes a blog stating his reasons why his five-year-old daughter will not go to college when she grows up. Shimbo takes a closer look at the blogger’s reasons while wondering out loud what kind of god allows controlling pricks like him to continue to have children, especially daughters, destroying any hopes they might have for living a happy life.

All this and more on this edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network!

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