Category: VIDEO

Cherry Pie and Black Coffee for Everyone: Twin Peaks Returns in 2016

by Shimbo Maybe it’s our obsession with nostalgia, or simply the never-ending love of a damn fine cup of coffee, but the Internet gave a collective shout for joy today with news that Twin Peaks, which aired on ABC from 1990-91 and spawning a critically reviled prequel, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me is coming back courtesy of Showtime in… Read more →

Introducing the Power Glove of Self-Love: Masturbation Goes State of the Art

by Shimbo Are your normal jerk-off sessions getting stale? Is your Fleshlight losing it’s allure? Well thanks to the latest in masturbation technology, you can spice up your lonely love life and drive yourself into a deeper depression all within the same stroke. Known as The Handie, at first glance the red silicone glove looks like something Tony Stark would… Read more →

But Where’s the White Suit? ESPN Lets Ray Lewis Talk About Cover-Ups With a Straight Face

by Shimbo Seriously, what is ESPN trying to prove? As they have throughout the entire Ray Rice affair, the World Wide Leader continues to trot out former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis to give his unique perspective on the league as it pertains to how crime and punishment are dealt with. And he should know. Lewis escaped a murder charge of… Read more →

Two Tears in the Bucket: Alaskan TV Reporter is Your New Hero

by Shimbo “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” When Laurel Thatcher Ulrich coined the phrase that launched thousands of feminist ships, it’s doubtful she ever thought just how far that would go. Case in point, now ex-KTVA reporter Charlo Greene, who decided to quit during last night’s 10pm broadcast in what could be best described as one of the more interesting… Read more →

Positive Body Images Aren’t Just “All About That Bass”

by Morgan Hunt “You know I’m all about that bass, about that bass. No treble.” If you’ve heard Meghan Trainor’s summer anthem then there’s a chance the catchy tune stuck in your head just by reading that one sentence. While on the surface the song just seems to be about loving deep bass and not liking flat notes, when you… Read more →